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Love Spuds

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A potato. Think about it. Roses at any other time besides mid-February, are cheap. A couple days before Valentines Day, they will be rediculously expensive. Potatoes are always cheap, always delicious - in a word, potatoes are consistent. Consistent like my love, which is kind of crappy.

Roses wither and die over time. Potatoes just grow extra weird shit on them. What kind of statement would you rather make to your love? "My love for you is superficial, like the beauty in this flower and you will wither and die, and I'll go get a new flower." or "Yeah, you might be getting kinda ugly, but my love for you continues to grow."

Plus, potatoes can be used as a battery.
This is my Valentines Day Addendum.

Making this holiday less superficial...one potato at a time.
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DraconicRaconteur's avatar
Next year I will give my gf a potato! Then I will show her this